What can I do?
To make you mine?
Fallen so hard,
so fast this time...
What did I say?
What did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?

sweety

Excuse Notes Written To School Teachers

"My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today," wrote a
parent. "Please execute him."

"Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick
and I had her shot."

These drastic measures were inadvertently taken in notes written by parents
to excuse their children's absences from school.
In all fairness to pupils throughout the land, I must point out that
slaughtering the English language is a practice that is not limited only to
students. An astonishing number of grownups blithely go about murdering the
King's English without any inkling that they are committing a serious crime.
If you think that today's students aren't learning all they should, check
out some of the writing miscreated by their moms and dads. the following are
actual excuse notes received by teachers.

Dear School:
Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32,
and also 33.
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of
a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
hurt in the growing part.
Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very
close veins.
Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several
mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.
Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his
boots leak.
Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because
I don't know what size she wear.
Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to
get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday,
we thought it was Sunday.
Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not
find him till I started making the beds.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend a
funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the
weekend with the Marine's.
Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
gramps.
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor.
Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,
headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore
throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't
the berst either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going
around school, her father even got hot last night.

Just a year ago, how time is flying! 

Build your own Kerry

http://funny.ansme.com/politics/kerry/faces.html

hf

discovery channel

Nice url: http://school.discovery.com/ of the discovery channel

Dr Maria Montessori (1870-1952), the first female Italian medical doctor, was one of the most influential pioneers of early childhood education. Her ideas have become valued throughout the world and continue to influence mainstream education, e.g. Curriculum 2005.
Dr Montessori realised that children should be fully stimulated during the most formative learning years of their lives, from birth to six years of age. She coined the phrases, "absorbent mind" and "sensitive periods", when referring to this period in a child's life. She believed that all children are intrinsically motivated to learn and this forms the core of Montessori teaching.
Dr Montessori's method of education combines the above philosophy with a practical approach, based on the central idea of freedom for the child within a carefully planned and structured environment. The environment is non-competitive. Sharing and respect for others creates a co-operative atmosphere. Self-discipline and control are practised through self-discovery.
This is a truly international system of education that progresses with the times. It is equipment based and the materials are universal. Teachers undergo professional training to best guide your child's learning.

sweety & rogue

jokes at school

Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?
Pupil: All of them !

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what the Dog Star is ?
Pupil: Lassie !

Teacher: What is "can't" short for ?
Pupil: Can not miss.


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Build Your Own President Bush

http://funny.ansme.com/politics/bush/build.html

hf

hello =)

what's up man? ^^
we found a cool page: http://www.horseclub.co.uk/riding_schools.htm
but we think that's for gay
hf

Exotic Animal Training School

The Exotic Animal School is a school where you learn to train animals.

If you want to start a career as an animal trainer, or zoo keeper, curator, wildlife conservationist then you can take part in courses. The teachers show you how to handle with the exotic animals like tigers, elephants for example.

Christoph, Erwin

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I just want to post something first

T_Hawk & Great-er